Arpdapgen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, tiresome grasshopper.

Arpdapgen created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Arpdapgen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Arpdapgen, he will not invite you to parties.

Arpdapgen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Arpdapgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must pray to Arpdapgen four times a day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not keep six aardvarks in a large pit.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.