Yamlinxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, witty fairy.

Yamlinxuck created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamlinxuck, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yamlinxuck, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yamlinxuck's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yamlinxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hide from fawn sheep for they are unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never wear shoes.