Fidbemfudgubmidmangem Yimlargbab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, stupid beaver.

Fidbemfudgubmidmangem Yimlargbab created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidbemfudgubmidmangem Yimlargbab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fidbemfudgubmidmangem Yimlargbab, he will turn you into a plant.

Fidbemfudgubmidmangem Yimlargbab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fidbemfudgubmidmangem Yimlargbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Always obey Fidbemfudgubmidmangem Yimlargbab's priests.