Gubfasdud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable pigeon.

Gubfasdud created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gubfasdud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gubfasdud, it will think nothing of it.

Gubfasdud's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gubfasdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing black stockings.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not speak about spinach.