Lunkendob is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, vain gorilla.

Lunkendob created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunkendob, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lunkendob, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Lunkendob's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Lunkendob's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Lunkendob in the centre of the settlement.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Fast once a month.