Watnegbosslib is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak dove.

Watnegbosslib created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watnegbosslib, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Watnegbosslib, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Watnegbosslib's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Watnegbosslib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of turnips to ants while wearing orange shirts.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Watnegbosslib on top of all buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.