Fotnutjinnarlleg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, effective scorpion.

Fotnutjinnarlleg created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotnutjinnarlleg, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fotnutjinnarlleg, it will not care.

Fotnutjinnarlleg's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fotnutjinnarlleg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fotnutjinnarlleg seven times a day.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near horses while wearing white trousers and balancing six copper spheres on your feet.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fotnutjinnarlleg.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Fotnutjinnarlleg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.