Tonbadbin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical faun.

Tonbadbin created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonbadbin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tonbadbin, it will cry a lot.

Tonbadbin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tonbadbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three turtles in a large pit.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Always take life seriously.