Wighapcam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciful rhinoceros.

Wighapcam created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wighapcam, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wighapcam, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Wighapcam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wighapcam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Wighapcam.

5. Run away if nine badgers approach from the south.