Libkemfar is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate salamander.

Libkemfar created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Libkemfar, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Libkemfar, it will manifest in front of you.

Libkemfar's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Libkemfar's Holy Commandments

1. Libkemfar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think ill of sick rats.

3. Libkemfar loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about mites.

5. Do not eat garlic.