Legbingep is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Legbingep created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Legbingep, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Legbingep, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Legbingep's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Legbingep's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Legbingep on top of all buildings.