Zodquag Hivtalkadarptailnak is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind capybara.

Zodquag Hivtalkadarptailnak created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodquag Hivtalkadarptailnak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zodquag Hivtalkadarptailnak, she will jump up and down on your head.

Zodquag Hivtalkadarptailnak's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zodquag Hivtalkadarptailnak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Never leap in the presence of nematodes.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Hide if three shrews approach from the east.