Fetham is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful jaguar.

Fetham created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetham, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fetham, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fetham's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fetham's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not take Fetham's name in vain.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed onions to capybaras while wearing pink shorts.