Nibsadlapstaffebwikquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, witty badger.

Nibsadlapstaffebwikquaf created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibsadlapstaffebwikquaf, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nibsadlapstaffebwikquaf, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nibsadlapstaffebwikquaf's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nibsadlapstaffebwikquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of capybaras.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.