Misortduss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, passionate bat.

Misortduss created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Misortduss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Misortduss, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Misortduss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Misortduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear black skirts.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always stare at clouds.