Stigflisstan is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, selfish
horse.
Stigflisstan created humanity two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stigflisstan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Stigflisstan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Stigflisstan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Stigflisstan's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Put Stigflisstan first in all things.
3. Do not kill tortoises.
4. You must never eat cherries.
5. Never hop in holy places.