Stigflisstan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish horse.

Stigflisstan created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigflisstan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stigflisstan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stigflisstan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Stigflisstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Put Stigflisstan first in all things.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Never hop in holy places.