Komkarcip Waddapbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic yak.

Komkarcip Waddapbeg created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Komkarcip Waddapbeg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Komkarcip Waddapbeg, it will make you grow a tail.

Komkarcip Waddapbeg's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Komkarcip Waddapbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about dark matter near sharks while wearing red dresses.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Komkarcip Waddapbeg.

5. Never eat green fruit.