Yakpadkabarttabnanceb is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring
finch.
Yakpadkabarttabnanceb created matter three million years ago.
If you believe in
Yakpadkabarttabnanceb, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Yakpadkabarttabnanceb, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Yakpadkabarttabnanceb's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Yakpadkabarttabnanceb's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never look at galaxies.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Erect seven gold sculptures of Yakpadkabarttabnanceb on top of important buildings.