Ranjancuss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong goblin.

Ranjancuss created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranjancuss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ranjancuss, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ranjancuss' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ranjancuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Never sing near moths.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ranjancuss.

5. Never bounce in holy places.