Goncundav is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, boastful fairy.

Goncundav created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Goncundav, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Goncundav, it will try to impress you with trees.

Goncundav's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Goncundav's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three otters approach from the west.

2. Always wear black.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.