Mipkadwegtarnarwonflat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring lion.

Mipkadwegtarnarwonflat created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Mipkadwegtarnarwonflat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mipkadwegtarnarwonflat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mipkadwegtarnarwonflat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mipkadwegtarnarwonflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not take Mipkadwegtarnarwonflat's name in vain.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.