Natbogmin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic cat.

Natbogmin created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natbogmin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Natbogmin, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Natbogmin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Natbogmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always look after injured grasshopers.

5. Do not cook food in pots.