Limmetnart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful fly.

Limmetnart created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limmetnart, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Limmetnart, she will turn you into a worm.

Limmetnart's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Limmetnart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three rats approach from the south.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Hide from orange goats for they are unholy.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always look after injured cats.