Xinrignibbimyakgillatnul is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthoughtful fox.

Xinrignibbimyakgillatnul created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xinrignibbimyakgillatnul, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xinrignibbimyakgillatnul, he will come to you in dreams.

Xinrignibbimyakgillatnul's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Xinrignibbimyakgillatnul's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Worship no other gods but Xinrignibbimyakgillatnul.

5. Never skip in holy places.