Damlikflap is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, generous giraffe.

Damlikflap created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damlikflap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Damlikflap, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Damlikflap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Damlikflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of mice.

2. Worship no other gods but Damlikflap.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Run away if seven whales approach from the north.