Godfablig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable badger.

Godfablig created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Godfablig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Godfablig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Godfablig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Godfablig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.