Godfablig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful centaur.

Godfablig created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godfablig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Godfablig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Godfablig's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Godfablig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help sick otters.