Fosssidwap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, amazing aardvark.

Fosssidwap created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Fosssidwap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fosssidwap, he will have a low opinion of you.

Fosssidwap's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fosssidwap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must love Fosssidwap.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help sick goats.