Xucfetart is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, effective deer.

Xucfetart created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucfetart, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xucfetart, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Xucfetart's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Xucfetart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Xucfetart on top of important buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.