Fungonlog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, omniscient squid.

Fungonlog created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fungonlog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fungonlog, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fungonlog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fungonlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not listen to music.