Dibkopkin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage narwhal.

Dibkopkin created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibkopkin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dibkopkin, she will strike you with lightening.

Dibkopkin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dibkopkin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibkopkin.