Hitgepart is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hitgepart created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitgepart, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hitgepart, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hitgepart's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hitgepart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hitgepart.

3. You must pray to Hitgepart six times a day.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Run away if three birds approach from the south.