Hotzodquat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-assured chicken.

Hotzodquat created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotzodquat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hotzodquat, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hotzodquat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hotzodquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always help eagles in need.