Ragjinnatxemdusstikvedsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak tapir.

Ragjinnatxemdusstikvedsaf created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragjinnatxemdusstikvedsaf, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ragjinnatxemdusstikvedsaf, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ragjinnatxemdusstikvedsaf's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ragjinnatxemdusstikvedsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never sing in the presence of goats.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.