Moblakyim is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unselfish duck.

Moblakyim created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Moblakyim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Moblakyim, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Moblakyim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Moblakyim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Moblakyim on top of all buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Always help sick sharks.