Cidcubtailquill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unfair squirrel.

Cidcubtailquill created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cidcubtailquill, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cidcubtailquill, he will laugh at you.

Cidcubtailquill's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cidcubtailquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never wear white dresses.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Worship no other gods but Cidcubtailquill.