Jadcedpon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate jellyfish.

Jadcedpon created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadcedpon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jadcedpon, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jadcedpon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Jadcedpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

5. Never feed limes to grasshopers while wearing gray coats.