Bigyimnak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, smart hyena.

Bigyimnak created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigyimnak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bigyimnak, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bigyimnak's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bigyimnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Do not kill rats.