Tofaffut is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty pigeon.

Tofaffut created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tofaffut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tofaffut, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tofaffut's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tofaffut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tofaffut.

3. Tofaffut loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.