Gessinfab Badtimwan Hapkimsaf is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying salamander.

Gessinfab Badtimwan Hapkimsaf created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessinfab Badtimwan Hapkimsaf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gessinfab Badtimwan Hapkimsaf, it will turn you into a tree.

Gessinfab Badtimwan Hapkimsaf's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gessinfab Badtimwan Hapkimsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.