Dinfadhudomt is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid rat.

Dinfadhudomt created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinfadhudomt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dinfadhudomt, it will torture you forever.

Dinfadhudomt's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dinfadhudomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven horses in a large pit.

2. Never feed wheat to gulls while wearing kilts.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Put Dinfadhudomt first in all things.