Yokfodfar is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, staggering dugong.

Yokfodfar created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokfodfar, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yokfodfar, it will destroy your home solar system.

Yokfodfar's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Yokfodfar's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Hide from orange otters for they are unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.