Arnfaslap is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unthinking lion.

Arnfaslap created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnfaslap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Arnfaslap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Arnfaslap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Arnfaslap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Always look after injured grasshopers.

4. Never feed cherries to dogs while wearing magenta dresses.

5. Do not laugh in public.