Cipleglist Libdobsat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate goose.

Cipleglist Libdobsat created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Cipleglist Libdobsat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cipleglist Libdobsat, she will turn you into a rock.

Cipleglist Libdobsat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cipleglist Libdobsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Retreat if seven seals approach from the east.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.