Pigtallib is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical crocodile.

Pigtallib created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigtallib, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pigtallib, it will not invite you to parties.

Pigtallib's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pigtallib's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

2. Never sit near hamsters.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never feed figs to pigs while wearing indigo shoes.

5. Never look at galaxies.