Dussrulpib is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, cheerful raven.

Dussrulpib created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussrulpib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dussrulpib, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dussrulpib's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dussrulpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dussrulpib.

5. Dussrulpib loves doves, so they must be honoured.