Yattsandgov is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, boastful mink.

Yattsandgov created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattsandgov, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yattsandgov, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yattsandgov's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yattsandgov's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Yattsandgov on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear indigo boots.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Worship no other gods but Yattsandgov.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yattsandgov.