Villapjap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical raven.

Villapjap created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Villapjap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Villapjap, she will turn you into a slug.

Villapjap's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Villapjap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Villapjap on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not cook food in pots.