Cidmotwon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody toad.

Cidmotwon created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidmotwon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cidmotwon, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cidmotwon's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cidmotwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.