Hugflamyad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able raven.

Hugflamyad created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugflamyad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hugflamyad, it will turn you into a plant.

Hugflamyad's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hugflamyad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not make images of living things.